PORK AND NUR

The Professional Heckler

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MNLF LEADER Nur Misuari’s men stormed Zamboanga City Sunday hoping to hoist an MNLF flag at the city hall. At press time though, Misuari is nowhere to be found. Some say he’s either in Sulu or Basilan; others believe he’s at Heritage Park.

According to the government, the MNLF is divided, and there are factions within the group. To which Misuari replied, “Look who’s talking!”

Nur Misuari claims he has “1.3 million forces.” Some 300 of them are now in Zamboanga. The rest are in his head.

LETTERS
Dear Ka Nur Misuari,
Maraming salamat po sa kooperasyon. Tatanawin kong malaking utang na loob ang ginawa n’yong ‘yan sa Zamboanga. Salamat po ulit.
Sincerely,
Janet Lim-Napoles
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Dear Governor Misuari,
Perfect timing ka talaga. Saludo kami sa ginagawa n’yo! ‘Wag muna kayong umalis d’yan. Keep it up!
Yours truly,
Pogi, Tanda, Kuya Sexy
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Dear Ka Nur…

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