Irish Philosophy

There are only two things to worry about.

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,

there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,

there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well,

there is nothing to worry about.

If you die,

there are two things to worry about.

Either you will go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven,

there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,

you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you wouldn’t have time to WORRY!

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